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How Not To Think

AP English Literature will kill me.

This course is pretty much a slap in the face to anybody who loves reading and writing. Rather than encouraging creativity and originality for the interpretation of literature, whichever smart-asses designed this course and test decided that it’s a good idea to advocate that there is only ONE possible meaning for any poem or prose passage.

The guy who is responsible for our behemoth of a textbook, Laurence Perrine, has some very strict views on poetry. We read an essay of his called The Nature of Proof in the Interpretation of Poetry, which (as you can probably tell by the title) basically advocates an almost-mathematical approach to figuring out a poem’s meaning and proving to others that you are correct and they are stupid if they found a different meaning.

For instance, in that essay, Perrine takes an untitled poem by Emily Dickinson:

Where ships of purple gently toss
On seas of daffodil,
Fantastic sailors mingle,
And then—the wharf is still.

What do you think the poem is talking about?

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Bad Stats

The latest issue of Time magazine exemplifies the exact sort of idiocy that would have my AP Statistics teacher coughing up hairballs - they confuse correlation with causation.

The article at blame is titled “Why Girls Need Gym Class: Physical fitness has tangible effects on classroom performance, says a new study”. However, despite the author’s assumably confident interpretation, the study says nothing of the sort.

The study says that, out of a few thousand students surveyed, girls who got a significant amount of physical education each week scored significantly higher on standarized tests. However, the study never mentions any kind of controlled experiment that would lead one to conclude that the physical education CAUSES the higher test scores. It just states that a correlation has been found.

Curiously, boys’ test scores are apparently unaffected by gym class, assumably because they get more exercise outside of school than girls do. However…this is simply not true anymore. The students surveyed in the study were all elementary school, and it seems to me that elementary school is when both genders get precisely the SAME amount of exercise–it is only in later grades that boys get into school sports (many of which girls don’t participate in, such as football and wrestling), and girls get into doing their hair and watching cute boys play football and wrestle.

But besides this strange anomaly, the main point I want to make is this: hasn’t it occured to anyone that perhaps there’s a different reason for physical education to be linked with standarized test performance?

For instance, students at such a young age are very susceptible to how they are being educated. I’m in high school and I can educate myself - I read books and magazines, look up stuff online, talk to adults who (hopefully) know what they’re talking about, analyze things and write blog posts, etc. Younger kids, however, usually only learn what they’re taught at school. The sort of school system that offers its students gym class is likely to be more financially endowed, more respectable, BETTER than a school system that doesn’t. A better school, in the elementary grades especially, may often translate to better test scores.

And that’s just one example.

Another thing to note is that the article doesn’t mention if these kids are public school students only, or if private and parochial schools are included. That makes a difference.

And, finally, the study was carried out by the Centers for Disease Control. You’d think they’d WANT to promote exercise anyway.

The article concludes with a typical bashing of No Child Left Behind (not that I disagree with it on this), and states, “…most kids have gym class only once or twice a week. That lack of physical exercise could be adversely affecting girls’ academic development.”

Well. At least they used the word “could”.

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Aha!

So I can have my wordpress blog back after all.

My last one was deleted in an extremely cruel manner by my hoster, claiming that I had not posted sufficiently on the stupid forum…well, excuse ME if I was busy with that little something called…oh yeah, being an honors student in her junior year of high school. That means I get to do things like:

  • SAT (Scholastic Assessment Test)
  • ACT (American College Test)
  • AP (Advanced Placement)
  • NHS (National Honor Society)
  • BS (I think you can figure out what that one stands for)

Basically, posting on a stupid forum trying to talk about current events and why Bush is a jackass and why Angelina Jolie needs to stop adopting third-world children is just…NOT high on my list of things to do.

Now that I have this blog back, I’m hoping to regain at least a bit of my old readership (hard to do when I’ve lost ALL my files, and the address is slightly different), and maybe not lose my hosting account again.

Sheesh, you would think they could’ve been like “We are deleting your stupid crappy blog in ten minutes) and then at least I could’ve ran a decent backup.

Stupid, the world is so stupid.

Anyway,  cheers to the first day of spring break (at my weird school at least), and if you’re here, please bookmark or subscribe or otherwise continue reading! There will be more interesting things here soon, I promise.

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